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my personal take on lap dancing is the couple of times i've tried it, no way ever again. that may sound strange but where are the strip clubs? they're all gone because of this stupid idiotic lap dancing. at least i could go in, have a few drinks and look at and tip some babes and leave. i didn't ...

really nothing wrong with the first girl if looking for an everyday type one may run into here or there. But as for girlie I prefer the second except for the tanning. Always seems completely unneccessary to me and ruins the whole look. So my vote goes to neither.

How does a nymphomaniac turn the lights off after sex?

She closes the car door.

Interesting questions. But no one is controlled through cameras or any other gadgetry. Otherwise that building, the Ministry would not be necessary. What was his crime? The ultimate crime of memory. Before that crime there is the crime of contact with the senses. The five senses are the source of ...

...gullible dickheads to support the oil wars...

it is?

Ok ok. That was a good one. But you should have this guys wife.. "I was outside a casino in Las Vegas when a man said to me, 'Can you lend me $200? My wife needs emergency medical treatment!' I said, 'I'd like to help you, but how do I know you won't just gamble it away?' He said, 'Don't worry, I ...

that calls for another one - An Irish sailor is stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years. One day he's looking out at the surf and sees someone swimming to shore. Suddenly a figure clad in a wet suit emerges from the waves and starts walking up the beach. All at once he's looking at the ...

it works a little better when you get the timing right. the first time I heard that one it went something like this.

this is the pig I have sex with when you're not in the mood

she says
I think you'll find that's a sheep you idiot

then he says
I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you

It is true the Christians can claim their fair share of historical horrors. But I also agree with a point made earlier that they have evolved in certain ways more than some other monotheistic cults, especially regarding their persecution of other worship. This is mainly due to forced proximity to ...

So.





How much longer do you think?

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