Wee Joke

[Bigjohny]

whats the difference between light and hard.......................
you can fall to sleep with a light on ,but you can't get to sleep with a ...........

[planeterotica]

I often wake up with a hard on and then i have to switch the light on and take a look at the missus, it normally subsides pretty quick!love!

[rayder]

How does a nymphomaniac turn the lights off after sex?

She closes the car door.