You know you're a pornstar when.....

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Jonone
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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Your favourite pair of shoes are made of perspex
Mrme
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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cheers for all the replys guys. Also Karina I think you are fantastic on that tele show. Another one....

...When you have lots of sex with beautiful women BUT DON'T brag about it to your mates.

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jimslip
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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When you get chronic back-pain!!

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Jonone
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Chronic back pain? I thought that was pregnancy Jim lol It's all in a good cause Jim .. there are a lot more mundane ways to hurt your back.
Gaslight
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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......you belch and someone says "I can smell spunk!" (hopefully ladies only)!sick!

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Rude Boy
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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....you have a pair of "Frankentits" or "Marty Feldmans" where your tits used to be.
jackal
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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your nickname is tri pod

yeh ,yeh ,yeh
Snake Diamond
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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fucking brilliant Jonone, that 1 made me laugh !wicked!

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Ned
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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You find yourself shifting positions three times a minute every time you fuck.

You never come inside your partner, but only on her face, tits, arse or tongue.

You catch yourself giving a thumbs up to an imaginary cameraman while getting a blow job.
davewells
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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You give up trying to get a job in the real world because you are predujiced against for doing porn for a very long time (pissst got any movies I can see, says interviewer) !!!!!!!
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