You know you're a pornstar when.....
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Your favourite pair of shoes are made of perspex
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
cheers for all the replys guys. Also Karina I think you are fantastic on that tele show. Another one....
...When you have lots of sex with beautiful women BUT DON'T brag about it to your mates.
...When you have lots of sex with beautiful women BUT DON'T brag about it to your mates.
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
When you get chronic back-pain!!
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Winner "Best Loved Character"TVX SHAFTAS 2010
Winner of "Best On-Line scene & Best Gonzo Production" at UKAP Awards 2006
Winner of Best TVX series 2011, "Laras Anal Adventures"
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Chronic back pain? I thought that was pregnancy Jim lol It's all in a good cause Jim .. there are a lot more mundane ways to hurt your back.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
......you belch and someone says "I can smell spunk!" (hopefully ladies only)!sick!
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
....you have a pair of "Frankentits" or "Marty Feldmans" where your tits used to be.
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
fucking brilliant Jonone, that 1 made me laugh !wicked!
Snake Diamond,
Fangs that bite!
Fangs that bite!
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
You find yourself shifting positions three times a minute every time you fuck.
You never come inside your partner, but only on her face, tits, arse or tongue.
You catch yourself giving a thumbs up to an imaginary cameraman while getting a blow job.
You never come inside your partner, but only on her face, tits, arse or tongue.
You catch yourself giving a thumbs up to an imaginary cameraman while getting a blow job.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
You give up trying to get a job in the real world because you are predujiced against for doing porn for a very long time (pissst got any movies I can see, says interviewer) !!!!!!!