You know you're a pornstar when.....

Jonone · Post by **Jonone** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:08 am

Your favourite pair of shoes are made of perspex

Mrme · Post by **Mrme** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:00 am

cheers for all the replys guys. Also Karina I think you are fantastic on that tele show. Another one....

...When you have lots of sex with beautiful women BUT DON'T brag about it to your mates.

jimslip · Post by **jimslip** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:53 pm

When you get chronic back-pain!!

Jonone · Post by **Jonone** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:10 pm

Chronic back pain? I thought that was pregnancy Jim lol It's all in a good cause Jim .. there are a lot more mundane ways to hurt your back.

Gaslight · Post by **Gaslight** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:00 pm

......you belch and someone says "I can smell spunk!" (hopefully ladies only)!sick!

Rude Boy · Post by **Rude Boy** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:35 pm

....you have a pair of "Frankentits" or "Marty Feldmans" where your tits used to be.

jackal · Post by **jackal** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:16 pm

your nickname is tri pod

Snake Diamond · Post by **Snake Diamond** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:08 pm

fucking brilliant Jonone, that 1 made me laugh !wicked!

Ned · Post by **Ned** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:07 pm

You find yourself shifting positions three times a minute every time you fuck.

You never come inside your partner, but only on her face, tits, arse or tongue.

You catch yourself giving a thumbs up to an imaginary cameraman while getting a blow job.

davewells · Post by **davewells** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:26 pm

You give up trying to get a job in the real world because you are predujiced against for doing porn for a very long time (pissst got any movies I can see, says interviewer) !!!!!!!

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