Available Stunt Cock (Need a Pop-Shot?)

[Dave Wells]

This is surely one of the best posts ever mods ??

[fudgeflaps]

!laugh!

You devil, OEJ.

[fudgeflaps]

It's up there, we've had a few belters, tho.

One from earlier this year: "Looking for Adult Work", where we all reminded him there was loads of work, as a lawyer, lollipopman, janitor, doctor..........

This one was ballsy....... and (!laugh!, let's be honest) absolutely fecking gutter-desperate.

[fudgeflaps]

All the best, lil' buddy...........

...... but if even your post was actually about a cockerel doing daredevils on a motorbike, you'd get more takers for that.

[pj]

Name: Richard Cranium

Occupation: Spare prick.

Had to get that one in, sorry,.

Pj

[stripeysydney]

Best idiot poster of the year.

[WantToPop]

Thank you-- I imagine around here that's quite the compliment

[Andy Colin]

I'd need a "stunt cock" for my bukkake shoot, but that will be sometime after Xmas.Would you last that long?

[WantToPop]

Sure, I'm going to be doing these exercises more or less consistently for anything up to and maybe even longer than a year (depending on my circumstances re. work etc.), so even if I do jerk off I can just start the process again. Right now I've been going for three days.

If you really do need someone for a bukkake movie then I'm definitely interested. Can you email me? (wanttopop@hotmail.com)

P.S. 'Stunt Cock' is a term used in the American adult industry, for guys who stand in for the talent if they can't get the money-shot (I guess you guys don't have that over here).

[Emily Cartwright]

Quick hint.

If you've got no experience, no one is going to pay you.

Talking about how desperate you are to 'pop', the penis excercises you've done and the fact that you don't want your face on film isn't going to score you any points, quite the opposite.

My advice, get some recent full-length shots of yourself, get your certs done and come back asking to work for free to get your foot in the door. And come to terms with the fact that the large majority of porn producers expect studs to deliver credible b/g performances, not turn up, shoot a faceless load and then leave.