Available Stunt Cock (Need a Pop-Shot?)

[WantToPop]

Right now I'm spending all day everyday using penis-development exercises that keep me on the verge of cumming.

I'm exercising all day every day and going as many days without coming as I can bare to (as required by the exercises) so I'm pretty fully loaded.

I really really want to pop (and I need some cash), so if anyone needs a stunt cock get in touch with me at wanttopop@hotmail.com

I'm available more or less all day every day (at the moment I'm working at home).

I'm about 7.75 bone-pressed inches (just over seven inches measured from the tip). I'm in good shape.

I'm straight but right now I need cash so male or female (female prefered).

Please note: this is for the pop-shot only, I don't want my face on film.

If you need a pop-shot contact me at wanttopop@hotmail.com

[Snow Patrol]

I have now officially heard it all LOL

Good luck with that !

[one eyed jack]

Are you a serial killer? I mean who would go to lengths to prove just a thing.

You could get sectioned for this you know. I would suggest you blow your load before your head explodes. Ive heard that you can get serious headaches prior to your skull cracking at the seams.

[one eyed jack]

Now sing along:

Insane in the membrane.
Insane in the brain.

[one eyed jack]

Dear boy. I fear you may not last until tomorrow at 3pm. Let alone get any sleep.

Whats more any producer mad enough to hire you on the basis of your post may encounter your speedy arrival s keen to d the do , tripping over a step and losing said precious fluids all over the studio flor. Ten feet from your actual mark. if you can manage another cum shot 5 minutes after this then your in.

The world is your oyster

[Sam Slater]

This has got to be 'post of the year', surely.

[one eyed jack]

Hey Sam thats not fair. One post and this guy gets the award for the year. You taking back handers?

[LaurenCox]

HA HA HA HA! That is the funniest thing I have read all night!!

God they are some crazy people around x

[WantToPop]

I forgot to add that I live in London.

Also...no, I'm not a serial killer (but thank you for your concern), and I'm not sure what it must be that you think I'm trying to prove, but whatever it is, trust me, I'm not. I'm not trying to prove anything.

And yes, this is a serious post.

Also, if anyone's making a bukkake film, email me

[Dace]

if you don't ask, you don't get ! Good luck mate