Whats THE best joke,ever?

[Big Johnny]

these are my best and only jokes lol


whats the difference between a cockreal and a prostitute?

a cockreal goes cock-al-doldo-do! and a prostitute goes any cock will do!


who is the most famours golfer of all time?

hitler died in a bunker!


a man walked into a bar ouch!


what flys and wobbles?

a jellycopter!


wahts the difference between a prostitute and a jumbo jet?

not everyones been in a jumbo jet! lol



all pathetic i know thought first two i think are rather good! lol

[Sarah Kelly]

!bow! !party! !bow! x

[the man, the legend]

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Cos if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.

[the man, the legend]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

[Snappy]

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[Sarah Kelly]

A toast to Your Generosity .. !bow!!party!!bow! x

[Mutant_Cunt_Sniffer]

I'm not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack.

She hasn't even got a car

[wayne]

you can flip on their front and use them like a five year old boy!