these are my best and only jokes lol
whats the difference between a cockreal and a prostitute?
a cockreal goes cock-al-doldo-do! and a prostitute goes any cock will do!
who is the most famours golfer of all time?
hitler died in a bunker!
a man walked into a bar ouch!
what flys and wobbles?
a jellycopter!
wahts the difference between a prostitute and a jumbo jet?
not everyones been in a jumbo jet! lol
all pathetic i know thought first two i think are rather good! lol
Whats THE best joke,ever?
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!bow! !party! !bow! x
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Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Cos if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.
Cos if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
A carrot.
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Forget making up your own, or even remembering old ones... visit Sickipedia for several thousand of the most warped jokes you'll ever find (and, yes, a few of them are mine)
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Snappy...
...the snap-happy chappy
...the snap-happy chappy
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A toast to Your Generosity .. !bow!!party!!bow! x
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I'm not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack.
She hasn't even got a car
She hasn't even got a car
whats the best thing about a 5 year old girl...
you can flip on their front and use them like a five year old boy!