Unfortunate names !

[hellblazer]

I was at college with 'Mike Hunt'. He was fine with it and refused to use 'Michael'.

[Welshmorph]

Bernt Haas used to play for West Brom.

My favourite was back in the days of Sky analogue, I was watching the news on one of the German channels and they interviewed a guy name Bernt Tosst.

[Dick Moby]

Lets not forget the charitable work some of these ladies do. If it wasn't for them, many young lads would never have got there first leg over, swally of Buckfast or first go of the many chemicals that's seems to be freely available.
If it wasn't for them hordes of people would have to laid off at Social Security offices. I only hope that all the young Britneys and Paris's can keep up the family tradition.

[Jonone]

Rafael Scheidt played for Celtic about 3 times. He's on Wikipedia.

[Jonone]

QPR's Akos Buzsaky is the only footballer that sounds like 'bukkake'.

If a prominent QPR fan had a social gathering and Akos spilt some wine the host cold get some t-shirts made 'Buzsaky ruined my carpet' !grin!

[mrchapel]

Read somewhere that Sara Cox named her son Isaac. Can`t be true.

[Jonesy]

Legendary Arsenal keeper David Seaman is nothing special, but I do remember hearing commentary from Jonathan Pearce when he described a player getting past the keeper with said keeper sprawling at thin air,

'Hes squeezed into the box with Seaman trailing behind him'

I swear Pearce threw that in as a double entrendee

[bigAl]

I used to play cricket against a guy named Norman Conquest.