After prompting by jj (thank you- good idea) i thought id have a bash at "Best ever joke pt2" as was getting scroll happy with part one! Any ACTUAL Jokes ,post here and if they make the cut, i will attempt to tell them,probably quite badly, at the Ukap- So, give it your best shot you funny lot you-Make me Laugh... Until i stop!wink! xxx
Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
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Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
Sarah Kelly wrote:
> After prompting by jj (thank you- good idea)
See?
You love me already.
I also seem to have this effect on grey squirrels, unfortunately.
Which is why I'm chock-full of nuts : 0-))
> After prompting by jj (thank you- good idea)
See?
You love me already.
I also seem to have this effect on grey squirrels, unfortunately.
Which is why I'm chock-full of nuts : 0-))
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Reposting this... as it probably got over looked in the bedlam on the last post...and it's worth telling twice...
Disclaimer;
WARNING THIS JOKE IS SEXIST (I am not, but I find this amusing) It is not my intention to start a thread about sexism such as the one about racism already raging out of control on this post. As I have already stated THIS JOKE IS SEXIST.
Here goes......
....... A guy walks into his house carrying a sheep under one arm. He loudly proclaims "This is the pig I have sex with, whenever you have a headache."
His wife staring at him, says sarcastically "I think you'll find that is a sheep!!"
He replies "I think you'll find I'm talking to the sheep."
Hope you enjoyed that. For any complaints please write to;
M Halibut
Kelp Ridge
North Sea Bottom
Disclaimer;
WARNING THIS JOKE IS SEXIST (I am not, but I find this amusing) It is not my intention to start a thread about sexism such as the one about racism already raging out of control on this post. As I have already stated THIS JOKE IS SEXIST.
Here goes......
....... A guy walks into his house carrying a sheep under one arm. He loudly proclaims "This is the pig I have sex with, whenever you have a headache."
His wife staring at him, says sarcastically "I think you'll find that is a sheep!!"
He replies "I think you'll find I'm talking to the sheep."
Hope you enjoyed that. For any complaints please write to;
M Halibut
Kelp Ridge
North Sea Bottom
Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
I heard it the first time round.
We're not bleedin' deaf, you know !
Oh...errrr.... um.. actually, I am.
Sorry.
We're not bleedin' deaf, you know !
Oh...errrr.... um.. actually, I am.
Sorry.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
Two cannabals eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"!..........
!tumbleweed!
!tumbleweed!
Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
Q - Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?
A - Because they sell more tickets.
A - Because they sell more tickets.
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love may be too strong a term....mild lusting perhaps, tho arent the grey ones Vermin! dont doubt your nuts tho.. !wink! x
Always certed,works to Hard BG/GG/ANAL/DP+EXTREME Fetish.
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
Sarah Sarah Sarah......this morning I posted on jokes part 1 a conundrum at 9.31 am.I was on my way for a shag but took time out to do it.
Please attempt the answer,get it right and you go in my will.Deal? LOL
xxxxxxxD
Please attempt the answer,get it right and you go in my will.Deal? LOL
xxxxxxxD
fighting hard but fighting fair
Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
The shag was fine but that fuckin A6 ,jeeps I nearly lost my hard on LOL
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Dwarfism.
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It's a growing problem.
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