Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

[Sarah Kelly]

After prompting by jj (thank you- good idea) i thought id have a bash at "Best ever joke pt2" as was getting scroll happy with part one! Any ACTUAL Jokes ,post here and if they make the cut, i will attempt to tell them,probably quite badly, at the Ukap- So, give it your best shot you funny lot you-Make me Laugh... Until i stop!wink! xxx

[jj]

Sarah Kelly wrote:
> After prompting by jj (thank you- good idea)

See?
You love me already.

I also seem to have this effect on grey squirrels, unfortunately.
Which is why I'm chock-full of nuts : 0-))

[mutanthalibut]

Reposting this... as it probably got over looked in the bedlam on the last post...and it's worth telling twice...

Disclaimer;

WARNING THIS JOKE IS SEXIST (I am not, but I find this amusing) It is not my intention to start a thread about sexism such as the one about racism already raging out of control on this post. As I have already stated THIS JOKE IS SEXIST.

Here goes......

....... A guy walks into his house carrying a sheep under one arm. He loudly proclaims "This is the pig I have sex with, whenever you have a headache."

His wife staring at him, says sarcastically "I think you'll find that is a sheep!!"

He replies "I think you'll find I'm talking to the sheep."


Hope you enjoyed that. For any complaints please write to;

M Halibut
Kelp Ridge
North Sea Bottom

[jj]

I heard it the first time round.
We're not bleedin' deaf, you know !

Oh...errrr.... um.. actually, I am.
Sorry.

[spunkie]

Two cannabals eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"!..........

!tumbleweed!

[Steve R]

Q - Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

A - Because they sell more tickets.

[Sarah Kelly]

love may be too strong a term....mild lusting perhaps, tho arent the grey ones Vermin! dont doubt your nuts tho.. !wink! x

[countb]

Sarah Sarah Sarah......this morning I posted on jokes part 1 a conundrum at 9.31 am.I was on my way for a shag but took time out to do it.
Please attempt the answer,get it right and you go in my will.Deal? LOL
xxxxxxxD

[countb]

The shag was fine but that fuckin A6 ,jeeps I nearly lost my hard on LOL
XX

[beck images]

Dwarfism.

It's a growing problem.