Whats THE best joke,ever?

[jj]

He's a frigging halibut- what d'you expect?

I've had all his jokes; about bisexual cod, Pakistani plaice, whitebait
with women-problems, sit-coms with a squid sharing a one-room
apartment with a couple of snapping-turtles...... the list is endless.

[jj]

The silliest are always the funniest.

[jj]

Remember: it's not so much the material as the delivery.

Puke beforeheand [on-stage is not advised!], and go out with all
guns blazing- if you believe yer funny, the audience will follow.
It worked for Cannon-and-Ball, after all.....
Oh, and wear a STUNNING OUTFIT- that'll get the men on your side : -)


DO NOT do an impromptu striptease.
Unless they ask nicely: -)))

[jj]

Too long.

[Dick Moby]

What colour would you like ?. I've got a very nice flaming red gloss which I've only used to touch up my nips.

[jj]

Great!
It'll match me six-inch stilettoes.

[RoddersUK]

So your the arbiter are you? I did spell that right didn't I?

[jj]

You did.
But you forgot that all audiences suffer from ADD : -))

[Sam Slater]

[quote]> Now, where's 'yellah-belly' Steve gone to?
Childish provocation.[/quote]

Childish? Yes. Provocation? More like evening the score for his repeated 'Samantha' jibes. What's good for the goose......

I'm a little miffed you pulled me up on such a -compared to Steve's 'joke'- small transgression. Not that you're wrong; two wrongs don't make a right. I just thought if anyone needed pulling up it would be Steve R.

[jj]

I wasn't taking sides; this has become a VERY confusing
thread : -)

Just offering a smidgen of ancient wisdom.....