He's a frigging halibut- what d'you expect?
I've had all his jokes; about bisexual cod, Pakistani plaice, whitebait
with women-problems, sit-coms with a squid sharing a one-room
apartment with a couple of snapping-turtles...... the list is endless.
Whats THE best joke,ever?
Re: mmm, not as funny, mutant.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Expect to hear this at the party folks!
The silliest are always the funniest.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Lord Delfont writes.....
Remember: it's not so much the material as the delivery.
Puke beforeheand [on-stage is not advised!], and go out with all
guns blazing- if you believe yer funny, the audience will follow.
It worked for Cannon-and-Ball, after all.....
Oh, and wear a STUNNING OUTFIT- that'll get the men on your side : -)
DO NOT do an impromptu striptease.
Unless they ask nicely: -)))
Puke beforeheand [on-stage is not advised!], and go out with all
guns blazing- if you believe yer funny, the audience will follow.
It worked for Cannon-and-Ball, after all.....
Oh, and wear a STUNNING OUTFIT- that'll get the men on your side : -)
DO NOT do an impromptu striptease.
Unless they ask nicely: -)))
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Too long.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
What colour would you like ?. I've got a very nice flaming red gloss which I've only used to touch up my nips.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Great!
It'll match me six-inch stilettoes.
It'll match me six-inch stilettoes.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
So your the arbiter are you? I did spell that right didn't I?
RoddersUK
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
You did.
But you forgot that all audiences suffer from ADD : -))
But you forgot that all audiences suffer from ADD : -))
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
[quote]> Now, where's 'yellah-belly' Steve gone to?
Childish provocation.[/quote]
Childish? Yes. Provocation? More like evening the score for his repeated 'Samantha' jibes. What's good for the goose......
I'm a little miffed you pulled me up on such a -compared to Steve's 'joke'- small transgression. Not that you're wrong; two wrongs don't make a right. I just thought if anyone needed pulling up it would be Steve R.
Childish provocation.[/quote]
Childish? Yes. Provocation? More like evening the score for his repeated 'Samantha' jibes. What's good for the goose......
I'm a little miffed you pulled me up on such a -compared to Steve's 'joke'- small transgression. Not that you're wrong; two wrongs don't make a right. I just thought if anyone needed pulling up it would be Steve R.
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
I wasn't taking sides; this has become a VERY confusing
thread : -)
Just offering a smidgen of ancient wisdom.....
thread : -)
Just offering a smidgen of ancient wisdom.....
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."