blimey, why cut yourself off from a whole genre of reading, from Homer to Robert Jordan.. fiction rocks
Olympics Monkey Movie
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Re: Olympics Monkey Movie
we are Leeds.... , and we can still beat the mighty Chester
Re: Olympics Monkey Movie
Monkey
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Also known as : Great Sage Equal of Heaven, King Monkey, The Immortal Egg, King of the Apes, Son Goku in Japanese, Sun Wukong in Chinese.
Address : Water Curtain Cave on the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit.
Features : Large full on sideburns, Covered from head to toe in fur at times, Made of stone, Gold band around my noggin - though not through choice!
Weapon of choice : Magic wishing staff which can grow to any size.
Skills : Bojutsu, Cloud flying, Kungfu and Magical powers ? I have the ability to complete 72 self-transformations, from a tree to a bird, a beast or even a bug as small as a mosquito - particularly handy for tricky demons ? I can sneak into an enemy's belly to fight them from the inside out! I can also transform clumps of my hair into any object.
About me : The Handsome Monkey King, as I love to be called, is a rebellious soul I admit, but I?m not, in fact, an ordinary being. I was born out of a stone egg, fertilized on top of a mountain by the grace of Heaven. I learned all the magic tricks and Gong-fu from a master Taoist, my old friend Patriarch Subodhi. Using clouds as a vehicle i can travel 180,000 miles in a single somersault. I?d like to think that after acquiring the magical wishing staff i became pretty handy at disposing of the demons that came looking to eat the master on our journey to India. Don?t get me wrong, I was tough before, but the stick , well, the stick made me even tougher. The Peaches of immortality helped too, as did the magic Elixir... I didn?t steal them , you know !
I'm a bit of a trickster, and like nothing more than having a little giggle at someone elses expense... especially that stupid swine, Pigsy - he's too easy! If i was mortal, when i die i would have engraved on my tombstone - 'Here lies Monkey, king of kings... gave his brain so Pigsy could think !'
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Classic!
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Also known as : Great Sage Equal of Heaven, King Monkey, The Immortal Egg, King of the Apes, Son Goku in Japanese, Sun Wukong in Chinese.
Address : Water Curtain Cave on the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit.
Features : Large full on sideburns, Covered from head to toe in fur at times, Made of stone, Gold band around my noggin - though not through choice!
Weapon of choice : Magic wishing staff which can grow to any size.
Skills : Bojutsu, Cloud flying, Kungfu and Magical powers ? I have the ability to complete 72 self-transformations, from a tree to a bird, a beast or even a bug as small as a mosquito - particularly handy for tricky demons ? I can sneak into an enemy's belly to fight them from the inside out! I can also transform clumps of my hair into any object.
About me : The Handsome Monkey King, as I love to be called, is a rebellious soul I admit, but I?m not, in fact, an ordinary being. I was born out of a stone egg, fertilized on top of a mountain by the grace of Heaven. I learned all the magic tricks and Gong-fu from a master Taoist, my old friend Patriarch Subodhi. Using clouds as a vehicle i can travel 180,000 miles in a single somersault. I?d like to think that after acquiring the magical wishing staff i became pretty handy at disposing of the demons that came looking to eat the master on our journey to India. Don?t get me wrong, I was tough before, but the stick , well, the stick made me even tougher. The Peaches of immortality helped too, as did the magic Elixir... I didn?t steal them , you know !
I'm a bit of a trickster, and like nothing more than having a little giggle at someone elses expense... especially that stupid swine, Pigsy - he's too easy! If i was mortal, when i die i would have engraved on my tombstone - 'Here lies Monkey, king of kings... gave his brain so Pigsy could think !'
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Classic!
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Re: Olympics Monkey Movie
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Re: Olympics Monkey Movie
Alice you can't fluff kittins, that is an offence under the Sexual Offences Act 2003. Now huffing kittens that's a different matter all together.....
And there was me thinking that you were the 'Enlightened One'
And there was me thinking that you were the 'Enlightened One'
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