Greatest song lyrics ever

[biffalo]

A great clip of a great song Alice. There's some great Leonard stuff on You tube...Closing time and Take this Waltz are two of my favourites

[Jonone]

'I'm an alligator .. i'm a mama-papa comin' for you'

[Pervert]

Mr Bowie, I believe.

"I feel a pull on the rope,
Let me off at the rainbow.
I should have been exploded in space,
Different orbits for my bones---
Not me, just quietly buried in stones."

[lloyd42]

"She had the sightless eyes, tellin' me no lies, knockin' me out with those American thighs"

[Lizard]

"I love you so much I just cant shit" Roy Harper when he's stoned.

[fudgeflaps]

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]

[RED]

'B'dum - b'dum'

[Meatus]

"And In The Darkened Underpass, I Thought 'Oh God My Chance Has Come At Last' But Then A Strange Fear Gripped Me & I Just Couldn't Ask.
Take Me Out Tonight Oh Take Me Anywhere, I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care.
And If A Double Decker Bus Crashes Into Us, To Die By Your Side, Is Such A Heavenly Way To Die. And If A Ten Ton Truck Kills The Both Of Us, To Die By Your Side, Well The Pleasure The Privelage Is Mine"

[Pervert]

The Smiths, There Is A Light That Will Never Go Out

Don't recognise Red's contribution.