Greatest song lyrics ever

[Arginald Valleywater]

I'll start the ball rolling.........

Blue Oyster Cult. Imaginos. "Wrap me in a blue sky bag and leave me by the sea...."

Deep Purple. Knocking at your back door. "A common cunning linguist, a master of many tongues..."

[Jonone]

Setting the bar low there Arginald. How about

'Two lovers kissing amidst the screams of midnight, two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude' Paul Weller 'That's Entertainment'

[Pervert]

"You overwhelmed agricultural man
(Cornfield ablaze, cornfield ablaze)
You wild, pyromaniac daughter of Pan . . . "

The incomparable Mr McAloon.

[Welshman]

How about "She's a dancer, a romancer.... I'm a capricorn and she's a cancer"! Kiss - C'mon And Love Me

[one eyed jack]

"She was like a medusa
wit titties full grown,
One look and you dick turned to stone"

One Less Bitch

NWA Efil4Zaggin LP

[IG]

On a similar vein,

"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" - Snap

Infact, check that - that should start a new thread for worst song lyrics ever!!

[mark cremona]

my favourite song lyric of all time:

whats -a -matter you- hey- got-a-no-respect-hey-itsa-nice-a-day-oh-shuddupa-yourface.

[davewells]

"My get up and go, got up and went" - Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith.

[colzilla23]

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod brownings freak you was

Bowie, Diamond Dogs