Greatest song lyrics ever

[steve56]

More Bowie;"Dont let the milkfloat grab your mind"!from Rock N roll Suicide.

[steve56]

like that Dave.davewells wrote:

> "My get up and go, got up and went" - Sweet Emotion by
> Aerosmith.

[Ace]

'Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the Dust' - London Calling - The Clash

[steve56]

funny a girl was in this cafe a while ago wearing a clash Tshirt.

[fudgeflaps]

Guess the authors of these classics:

"'eezer good, 'eezer goode, 'es Ebeneezer Goode."

"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate, will nature make a man of me yet? I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear".

"To the opium den and the barroom gin
In the belmont chair playing violins
The gamblers face cracks into a grin
As he lays down the king of spades"

"A smash of glass and the rumble of boots -
An electric train and a ripped up phone booth -
Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat -
Lights going out and a kick in the balls -

Thats entertainment."

[Ace]

"To the opium den and the barroom gin
In the belmont chair playing violins
The gamblers face cracks into a grin
As he lays down the king of spades"


The Card Cheat -The Clash...........a worthy mention there FF

[randyandy]

it was on the good ship venus
By christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do


The captains name was morgan
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was cooper
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

The second mate was andy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was flipper
He was a fuckin' n--ger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

The captain's wife was mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

[Pervert]

And The Smiths, This Charming Man ("but I haven't got a stitch to wear").

And That's Entertainment, The Jam ????

[fudgeflaps]

Well done chaps, a milky bar each!

!happy!