As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
An airplane is about to crash
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I got a chuckle out of it. !happy!
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Jim Bowen... The Comedians...1975
!sleep!
!sleep!
You've only got to say what you really need....
...you shall receive it.
...you shall receive it.