An airplane is about to crash

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adultwebmaster
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An airplane is about to crash

Post by adultwebmaster »

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

pj
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Re: An airplane is about to crash

Post by pj »

nice one,

pj
IdolDroog
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Re: An airplane is about to crash

Post by IdolDroog »

oldest joke ever :O

mmm Alex Kramer
Tequila_Woods
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Re: An airplane is about to crash

Post by Tequila_Woods »

raised a smile
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c.j.jaxxon
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Re: An airplane is about to crash

Post by c.j.jaxxon »

I got a chuckle out of it. !happy!
Penetration Guru
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Re: An airplane is about to crash

Post by Penetration Guru »

Jim Bowen... The Comedians...1975

!sleep!

You've only got to say what you really need....
...you shall receive it.
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