Why is the UK so full of dicks!

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fudgeflaps
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Re: Why is the UK so full of dicks!

Post by fudgeflaps »

What about the of influence popular culture is having on the next generation?

Arsehole programmes like Big Brother and twatty publications like Heat magazine are bending and warping the minds of decent kids- they are propogating the myth that you have to an arsehole to get ahead, and that negative personality traits (annoying bolshy loudness, eg) are a good thing, and that if you are not some form of celeb your net self-worth is zero.

I aspired to the likes of Muhammad Ali, Billy Connolly, Billy McNeill, Jimmy Stewart, even JC himself*.......... kids these days? Jade Goody, Anthony Hutton, Orlaith 'bee-stings' McAllister- hardly good self-ideals to have!!

This cultural carpet-bombing of dross on a nation is akin to the propaganda machine of that lovely fella who balanced a bit of burnt toast on his upper lip !adolf! , and whilst not fostering an Ayrian race, is nurturing tainted philistines who just don't know any better. They have no concept of what 'good' is. Shame.

We should have a charmed uprising- tweed for the kids!!!! The UK is a creche for dicks and twats; Scotland ain't too bad though! Yet.........





*no, not Clarkson. The other guy, on the cross.

fudgeflaps
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Re: Why is the UK so full of dicks!

Post by fudgeflaps »

"they are propogating the myth that you have to an arsehole to get ahead"

reads:

................have to BE an arsehole to get ahead........."

Typo.

But you knew what i meant as you are an educated lot!!

ARMCHAIR/ PUB POLITICS EFFING ROCKS BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The new rock 'n' roll?

perihelion
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Re: Why is the UK so full of dicks!

Post by perihelion »

Marty McFly wrote:

> Peri, maybe if your tried to speak some french while you were
> in france, especially when you were ordering your meal, you
> would have received a better response!!!
>

why would i do that, to me, that would be even more plebby and just trying to pretend to know / be something that i am not. I am sure the waitress would have preferred to not have endured my poor, patronising and shocking efforts at french!





> I alway speak French, even if I often get parts wrong, as a
> result I have alway been treated exceptionally well and to a
> higher standard than I ever got in the UK!

Bully for you!



>
> Lets face it what reception would a french bloke get if he were
> in england at a bar or cafe and spoke no english whatsoever,
> how do you think he would be treated, no different I imagine
> than you were treated in France!

If a french person didnt speak english, id be very, very shocked - sadly as mentioned earlier we all know that the majority of our european counterparts speak basic english, sadly, its not the other way round. This does make us arseholes - i agree.




>
> Get a phrase book its what they are for. Dont worry about
> sounding like a twat as at least you would be trying, and it
> would be appreciated!

You have to be fucking kidding, ok i may be an english twat, but im not getting out a phrasebook in a plush resteraunt and trying to order food, surely they would sneer even more!


>
> Dont forget that Paris is just like London. Even the rest of
> France does not like Parisians that much. Same as most people
> in England dont like Londoners, even though I am one!

I just dont know about that, i only saw paris over a weekend and found it very nice. Then again i didnt endure the suburbs where all the trouble was, that would be like a french person coming over to visit broadwater farm though.

Marty dear boy, may i ask, are you an undercover toff!?!

shame......such a shame.... i think i kind of lost myself again.....
Sam Slater
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Re: a few pointers.....

Post by Sam Slater »

Marty wrote:

[quote]why do i need to take off my french tinted sunglasses, life here is great.[/quote]

Nice answer to my many questions Marty. Here's me thinking you had some decent answers. !hmmm!

[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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