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Brexit latest

DOWNSIDES
Job losses
End of manufacturing
Worker/environmental rights gone
Chlorinated chicken
NI peace threatened
?7bn in red tape
Security weakened
2-day queues at Dover
?200bn cost

UPSIDE
Soy sauce may cost the same

CONCLUSION
Worth it

Another day, another fuck up

Brexit latest

DOWNSIDES
Job losses
End of manufacturing
Worker/environmental rights gone
Chlorinated chicken
NI peace threatened
?7bn in red tape
Security weakened
2-day queues at Dover
?200bn cost

UPSIDE
Soy sauce may cost the same

CONCLUSION
Worth it

Another day, another fuck up

Brexit latest

DOWNSIDES
Job losses
End of manufacturing
Worker/environmental rights gone
Chlorinated chicken
NI peace threatened
?7bn in red tape
Security weakened
2-day queues at Dover
?200bn cost

UPSIDE
Soy sauce may cost the same

CONCLUSION
Worth it

Another day, another fuck up

Spaffer Johnson says no child will go hungry over Xmas

- Same guy who said he had an oven ready deal

- A plan for social care

- Covid would be gone in 12 weeks

- Test and Trace would be world beating

- 100% of tests would turn around in 24hrs

- No Irish border...

Another day, another fuck up

Remember, government's role is not to fund the NHS. It's to give a knighthood to a 99-year old who raises ?39m for it. Not to feed hungry kids. It's to give an MBE to the 22 year old who does. Not to have a functioning Test & Trace. It's to give billions to their pals for it Another day, another ...

Dido Harding, latest:

Close contacts reached: 46%

Test results within 24 hours: 15.1%

Tests lost: 16,000 in one go

Cost: ?12bn

Impact on virus control: virtually none

CONCLUSION:
Promote her to head up everything




Another day, another fuck up

?20m to feed starving kids is 0.17% of the ?12bn spent on the failed Test & Trace.

It?s half a garden bridge.

0.02% of the ?100bn for Moonshot.

And that?s the hill this government decide to die on.




Another day, another fuck up

Spaffer Johnson's Tories: "we don't want a deal with the EU if it bans us from giving state aid to companies owned by our billionaire friends" Also Spaffer Johnson's Tories: "giving state aid to poor families who can't afford food for their starving children is state aid gone mad! The market knows ...

Number of tests Johnson promised would be turned round in 24 hours by June: 100%

Tests being turned around in 24 hours: 15.1%

Cost: ?12bn

CONCLUSION: World-beating


Another day, another fuck up

MORE FUN FACTS
Greater Manchester is getting less than the ?25m Robert Jenrick?s constituency was given by the Towns Fund that he?s in charge of.

It?s getting under half of the estimated ?50m Jenrick saved a Tory donor in planning fees.

Another day another fuck up