Ben dover's "banned in britain"
Ben to Linda Leigh-"do you remember
Deryck Guyler?"
oh man!!!
funniest one-liner in a brit porn film?
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lowry
Re: funniest one-liner in a brit porn film?
Hope you get loads of answers for this one Good post
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Phil McC
Re: funniest one-liner in a brit porn film?
steve in fuck truck episode with Laura & Jan Burton "if you let me cum on your boots I won't tell anyone". S its in hard and soft vesions, and the trailer.
Phil McC.
Phil McC.
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TM Video
Re: funniest one-liner in a brit porn film?
Although not actually caught on tape this was one of the funniest moments I have ever witnessed.
During shooting we ordered pizza to help combat our hunger and when the delivery man arrived I asked the girls to fetch the pizza in the nude. So the door opens with two beautiful naked ladies to great the amazed pizza man (who gasped "Jesus"). Money is exchanged for the pizza and the pizza man then asks... "Is there anything else I can do for you ladies?"... cliche` I know... but at the time it was hysterical!! Only wish we could have caught it on tape!!!
During shooting we ordered pizza to help combat our hunger and when the delivery man arrived I asked the girls to fetch the pizza in the nude. So the door opens with two beautiful naked ladies to great the amazed pizza man (who gasped "Jesus"). Money is exchanged for the pizza and the pizza man then asks... "Is there anything else I can do for you ladies?"... cliche` I know... but at the time it was hysterical!! Only wish we could have caught it on tape!!!
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TM Video
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He didn't!! But I know he told stories that no one will ever believe... they were true!!! I'm also sure it was very difficult for him to drive his bike/scooter with the stiffy he must have had!!!
The sad thing was after he left the girls felt bad for winding him up and were more then willing to give the poor bloke a bj for his efforts... if he only knew!!!
The sad thing was after he left the girls felt bad for winding him up and were more then willing to give the poor bloke a bj for his efforts... if he only knew!!!
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alec
Re: funniest one-liner in a brit porn film?
Similar events were captured on film by One-Eyed Jack with Georgette Neale giving the pizza boy an eyeful and inviting him to join in. He declined.
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Ned
Not exactly a one liner
But in BD London Calling, the bit where Pascal is giving anal to the first girl. As Ben switches angles, Pascal switches attention somewhere else and gets the cry "YEAH, FOOK MA PUSSY" in return. Cracked me up when I saw that. Look, you had to be there ok?
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stevie wonder
not brit porn, but still a classic?
Got to say, one of my favorites is still on deep Throat when she is receiving oral from her co-star and then lights up a fag with the line.
"mind if I smoke while you eat"!!!
alec wrote:
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> Similar events were captured on film by One-Eyed Jack with
> Georgette Neale giving the pizza boy an eyeful and inviting
> him to join in. He declined.
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"mind if I smoke while you eat"!!!
alec wrote:
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> Similar events were captured on film by One-Eyed Jack with
> Georgette Neale giving the pizza boy an eyeful and inviting
> him to join in. He declined.
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virgil
Re: funniest one-liner in a brit porn film?
Or Bob's wine/whine pun as in 'would you like a little wine?' (another Ben Dover can't remember which)