o/t tracey shaw

[chops]

was having my hair styled today when she came in for a cut,was gonna ask her if her cuffs match her coller

[Megatron]

Great. Now tell those wastes of oxygen the "3am girls" in the Mirror!

[magoo]

The pics at Robbs Celebs reveal that she has a shaven flange so if her collar matched her cuffs she would have a head like Kojak.

BTW I think she is a rather strange shape with saggy buttocks.

(Magoo dives for cover to avoid flack from the Tracy fans who seem to be in abundance here lately)

Always was more of a Martine McCutcheon man meself.

[Beer Moth]

Hope this doesn't get deleted, but did your original post say this was in a certain Cathedral city in the flat Midlands? If so, please let me know the salon, because I might make an offer for the seat. Just hope I don't end up with the one you sat on...

[Ace]

I always think 'Does the carpet match the curtains' is a good 'un

[Ace]

Without going into Steve56 or Wink Wink mode, I didnt realise her Dad was that permed nosher from The Professionals, Martin Shaw. I suppose the surname is a bit of a giveaway!

[magoo]

I best not reply Ace! I would love to ask about that but I dont want to upset the mods (moderators not the MOD). I reckon Steve56 will be tucked up in bed with his teddy now but just to be on the safe side I will save my Professional reply for private email.

Remember that shite film with the "permed nosher" in called Who Dares Wins? What a pile of rubbish that flick was. It only got made due to political reasons i.e. American ownership of Britain and our Govs interests. So the film made out that anyone who listens to the Clash or the Jam are subversives who need slotting. Martin Shaw as the SAS guy? Bollocks. Everyone knows you have to be a midget to get through SAS selection

[chubbs]

err.. wasn't it lewis collins in who dares wins, bodie rather than doyle?

[Caractacus]

Perfectly correct. But it was a steaming pile of doodah.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Actually it was Lewis Collins who was in Who Dares Wins. The smug git who thought he'd be the next Bond!
Is Martin really Traceys dad then?



Still.Holden MacGroyn