Porn Girl wanted for BBC Comedy Show

[Bob Singleton]

I am helping with the casting for a new BBC comedy called ?Lee Nelson?s Well Good Show?. It will be a studio based show playing different games. They need to cast a female porn star who is willing to disclose the number of people she has slept with. She will need to stand in a line-up made up of an old man, a pregnant woman, a male and female virgin and a dwarf. The idea is for the audience to guess the number of people each person has slept with in a higher or lower ?Play Your Cards Right? style.

The production team is small but very well organised and really relaxed

You will need to be available in Islington at 5.30pm on Monday 12th. This will be for a dry-run and gives Lee Nelson (Simon Brodkin) a chance to try out his material in front of a small audience. It also gives the producers a chance to test the games and meet the contributors.

Please email me at bob@fullservice if you are interested. Thanks

[jimslip]

You said:
"She will need to stand in a line-up made up of an old man, a pregnant woman, a male and female virgin and a dwarf......The idea is for the audience to guess the number of people each person has slept with in a higher or lower ?Play Your Cards Right? style."

Sounds delightful! !sick!

[David Johnson]

Sounds like the BBC are going down the Rupert Murdoch School of Quality TV route.

This kind of moronic stuff is available on thousands of digital channels. I really don't see why the BBC has to produce it using licence fee payers' dosh.

Probably because said Rupert Murdoch would accuse them of being elitist and therefore not worthy of any licence fee money at all!

D

[David Johnson]

Forgot that this was the Promotions forum not O/T. It's work for someone in an increasingly tough environment. Who am I to criticise.

D

[Tanya Cox]

Interesting - wish i knew how many people ive slept with, but like most performers i have no idea only that its alot,

XXX

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[Essex Lad]

The important thing, Tanya, is how many you have stayed awake with!

[jimslip]

I reckon they'll fix it so the dwarf has slept with the most women or men. The bussed in audience of Chavs and pensioners is bound to think the "Pornstar" has shagged the most, so it's got to be the dwarf that wins!

Mind you, if he/she doesn't win, the BBC could be accused of being, Dwarfist, in that they simply invited the dwarf on knowing he/ she couldn't possibly win and therefore the BBC is being exploitative against little folk. However, if the dwarf DOES win the BBC could still be accused of being Dwarfist because it's suggesting ALL dwarves are sex addicts!

Sounds like a right kerfuffle to me!!confused!

[Bob Singleton]

jimslip wrote:

> I reckon they'll fix it so the dwarf has slept with the most
> women or men. The bussed in audience of Chavs and pensioners is
> bound to think the "Pornstar" has shagged the most, so it's got
> to be the dwarf that wins!

The audience won't know the porn star is a porn star (unless someone recognises her, of course, but she won't be introduced as such). Obviously the dwarf is hardly likely to be a giant, so no-brainer re the dwarf.

As David said, it's a bit of work for someone.

As for Rupert Murdoch, if he gets his way and that oily Cameron cunt gets into No 10, then you can kiss the BBC goodbye. If you think the odd bit of crap comedy on BBC3 is dumbing down, just wait till you see what the BBC will be reduced to producing once Rupe gets his way... still that's for a different forum.

[jimslip]

Maybe you're right, but I bet they pick a "Pornstar" that looks like a "Pornstar!" Anyway you're right about that bastard Murdoch. If you read his rags they never stop bashing the BBC. The greedy "illuminati" member simply wants the licence fee to go to him rather than the state.

It would be a TV nightmare. All the same, the number of viewers is plunging year on year and it's hardly surprising with the absolute shite they show. Sky have performed the ultimate con-trick, basically selling back to us, BBC shows that we've already paid for via the licence fee.

I have Sky because we have no other reception, but when we move I am going to pour petrol over my Sky Box and torch it, whilst dancing around and around in the fashion of a Red Indian on crack!