A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results...
Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist: "Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news.
One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."
O/T another wife joke!
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marcusallen
Re: O/T another wife joke!
You are hereby designated as Minister of sick humour in my new Cabinet.
I had previously reviewed your past accomplishemnts with a view to a more Senior post, like Official Photog. However..............
I had previously reviewed your past accomplishemnts with a view to a more Senior post, like Official Photog. However..............