1/4 pounder with cheese..er O/T
1/4 pounder with cheese..er O/T
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent ?5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, 'I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?' 'About 35,' was the reply. 'I'm actually 47,' the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, 'Oh, you look about 29.' 'I am actually 47!' she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, 'I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age. 'There was no one around, so the woman said, 'What the hell?' and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, 'OK, You are 47.'Stunned, the woman said, 'That was brilliant! How did you do that?' The old man replied, 'I was behind you in line at McDonalds.
Re: 1/4 pounder with cheese..er O/T
How does one pronounce your name?
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lol, ur on form tonight.
PIMP, no im not and nor do i condone, just think its looks clever. im a smart arse you see
PIMP, no im not and nor do i condone, just think its looks clever. im a smart arse you see

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Liz's ear-trumpet is obviously playing up tonight.
Now can you please explain the explanation?
Preferably without recourse to hyperlanguage........
Now can you please explain the explanation?
Preferably without recourse to hyperlanguage........
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oooohhh, Iv,e got terrible wax, there,s blobs of the stuff dribbling all over me laptop,and blockin
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I asked about your name the other night.
In block capitals ie when highlighted I can see "PIMP" but not normally when it just looks like symbols. And I dont mean The Artist Formally Known As Famous.
Erm.....Do you wear snake-skin shoes and talk like Huggy Bear out of Starsky & Hutch.
Anyway you should be out makin sure dem bitches is workin!
In block capitals ie when highlighted I can see "PIMP" but not normally when it just looks like symbols. And I dont mean The Artist Formally Known As Famous.
Erm.....Do you wear snake-skin shoes and talk like Huggy Bear out of Starsky & Hutch.
Anyway you should be out makin sure dem bitches is workin!
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I meant "formerly" not "formally" BTW my spelling gets worse as the night gets later. You guys seem to post much faster than me aswell.