O?T (Yet) Another Joke

[uglygitkev]

Quite long and in rather poor taste.


Woman has been in a coma for several months, her husband has been at her bedside but is grasping at straws with what else he can do for her. Whilst sharing a coffee with a junior doctor responsible for his wife the doc explains some new research he's read in The Lancet.

He explains how sexual stimulation can jump start the brain and has helped patients in a similair state to his wife.
"Why don't you try rubbing one of her breasts?"

The husband walks into his wifes room and the doctor stands guard outside the door. Soon the husband rushes out shouting for the doctor.
"She spoke to me! She murmered a yes to me!" He yelled.
"Well then," Said the doctor, "Why not try the other one?"

Duly enought the man walks back in to try again with his poor wife. Once again he comes rushing out and explains to the doctor that his wife had called out his name.
"This is fantastic progress." Says the doctor, "Now, this may sound a little unorthodox but have you considered oral sex?"

The man blushes a little before realising this could bring his wife back to him. He walks back into the room quite sheepishly and closes the door. Within minutes he emerges in tears, looking quite pale. The doctor rushes to him and asks what's wrong.
"She's DEAD!" He screams
"Why?" Asks the doctor, "Whatever happened?"
"She choked!"

[steve56]

ihear there selling condoms at schools now,irecall when iwas there it was called a tuck shop!

[Shaun?]

.....along with slates and chalk for writing on before books )

[steve56]

times have certainly changed

[steve56]

then theres the bloke who buys he wife some flowers to which she says isuppose ihave to open my legs for them,he replies why?aint you got a vase?