O/T No way to treat a lady

[Lizard]

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, why don't you fuck off."

[buttsie]

lol!!!!!!!!........Pure Class Liz...what more can I say

After reading War & Peace parts 2 & 3
I needed something uplifting

cheers
B...OZ Apprentice Clown

[Lizard]

Hey Buttsie, the voice of sanity, luckily I missed all that shit
anyway I,m sending you some pics as promised...tomorrow.

[buttsie]

Sanity often disappears when people lose perspective

Two sides to any argument...makes sense to me

As Officer Dibble so rightly pointed out when you resort to abuse
you've lost the argument

That would be "Sally 3 pics" or am I off beam as usual?

cheers
B...OZ

[Lizard]

The very same..

[buttsie]

So what was the nice comment you made about her that got her attention not to mention the pics?

I'm currently downloading 65 pics of her in corset,stockings and suspenders with a blonde hair doo....wow!!!!!
Nothing else to do while its 44 degrees celsius outside

Then I'm going hunting for the b/g pics i know are out there

cheers
B...OZ

[Lizard]

I cant remember the post now! but what a girl! 44 degrees, falling down weather, keep up yer fluid intake, plenty of tea.
tried sending pics, but web based mail is crap and it,s time for bed, so will try again tomorrow, give my regards to all my relatives!

Lizard(there,s lots of us)

[mart]

Nice one Lizard, except it was in the Guardian sometime ago: An old Jew was dieing..... and it ended "Rachel you're a fucking jinx". Yes, the Guardian.

Mart