problems with UKshags.com?

[Darren]

Is it only me or are there other people having problems with browsing ukshags.com? I can only open the main page, Dibble's film of the week and the contact page - all the others say "javascript;" in the status bar and do nothing when I click them. Is anybody else having this problem?

[woodgnome]

there's nothing wrong with the links per se. it's simply that there's nothing for them to link to, yet.

[Steven]

Yes Darren, Exactly that was happening to me too. Puzzled me. Surely they can put a java popup which says "not yet made" or something like that.

[todge]

PR will answer your question Darren.

Carrying out basic site development in public always seems odd
to me,I have to say.
I know PR cites "work overload",and I'm sure that's right, but the reasons are pretty academic to joe punter.
A slowburner is more likely to piss people off than fill them
with anticipation.He may just give it up as stillborn.
Hit the ground running and inspire a bit of confidence I'd have
thought.

[David]

Yup - a perusal of this forum will show that ukshags.com's lack of readiness has popped up a few times before.
Officer Dibble's offering is the Internet equivalent of a Ford Fiesta propped up on bricks. It looks something like it, but it's not really what you need.

[marcusallen]

Only reason I'm defending the Officer, is cause I've been nicked enough without him putting the cuffs on me.
Anyway, best move is to order a catalogue; suck it and see.

[David]

Fair comment, Marcus.
For all I know which is, I admit, not a lot, the said catalogue might be a Rolls Royce among lesser fare. Getting me all hot and bothered over my cornflakes due to the gorgeous, splendiforous beauties adorning said Dibble's catalogue.
But let's just say a website that has left a number of punters perplexed, is not the best thing for marketing quality.
And isnt that what the honourable Officer Dibble is about?
I'll say no more. Partly because I know no more and partly because I too would prefer to avoid the knock on the door from the size twelves.

[marcusallen]

Fucking A, David.
Beware a knock from OD's troops clutching a truncheon in one hand (courtesy of Autumn) and a catalogue in the other.

[David]

Please dont mention Autumn's truncheon or I will have to drink even more Lagavulin in order to get to sleep. Mmm what I could do with Autumn and her truncheon.

[marcusallen]

Just before you rest your weary bones, think of what Autumn could do with YOUR truncheon.
Now try and sleep.