'Super' Mario?

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Matt

'Super' Mario?

Post by Matt »

Yeah, I reckon. There's only two things I get annoyed about when watching Mario's work... firstly, I often think "Jesus, this must be incredible in h/c - why, oh why is UK law so restrictive?" ... secondly, I think "Jesus, I'd like to be there!!".

Seriously, I'm not attracted to guys, but it does help a lot if you have a good looking fella doing the business. There was a TVX programme on a while ago ('Walter's World' ??") where the guy was sooo gimpish it really put you off the sex (sorry if the fella in question reads this!!)

With Mario, not only does he not detract from the way it looks, but he's also someone you could picture yourself having a pint or two with (well, I could anyway) which adds to the realness of it all.

Good on ya, sir. You've done some fine work and as far as I have seen, you are getting better and better - the road trips were superb stuff. Good luck with the new work and take care of yourself if you know what I mean.

PS Sorry Alec - not exaclty on topic I know.
woodgnome

Re: 'Super' Mario?

Post by woodgnome »

the whole point about 'walter clitty' was, not to put too fine a point on it, in as much as any of these scenarios have a point, not meaning to be pointed or anything but, er, what was the point i was making... oh yeah, that he is MEANT to be a gimp, ala the film source of the parody - "the secret life of walter mitty" in which danny kaye plays the eponymous character, who is wasting his life away with idle day dreaming, such as nurse malvina newman dildoing herself, when he goes in for a check up!
Matt

Re: 'Super' Mario?

Post by Matt »

Yeah but my point is it didn't really work. At least, not for me. I watch porn for the heat, the girls, the sex. Not for a parody about slightly unattractive looking guys. Thats where Mario is King. And by the way, I saw a clip of Ben (D) on 'British Sex' on Sky 1 a few days ago, and the older he gets, the better he looks. He was dressed up smart in a nice suit with a lovely looking girl on his arm, making a quip about something or other. Not since Samuel L Jackson has a man looked as cool.
Otis

Re: 'Super' Mario?

Post by Otis »

Samuel L Jackson? Fucking hell, I think that might be overdoing it a bit...

I know what you mean about decent looking guys - although I don't own a lot of stuff with Mario in as my girlfriend is massively turned off by long hair on men and won't watch him (sorry mate). It's not just that yer erotic contemplation is ruined by having some awful geek involved, it's that you can tell the girl(s) involved just ain't into it, apart from maybe she finds the whole thing amusing. At least when you watch someone who takes a bit of care over their appearance, you can assume that she was enjoying fucking the guy on some level...
'Super Gimp'

Re: 'Super' Mario?

Post by 'Super Gimp' »

Don't you think that as a porn watcher you 'put' yourself in the place of the stud who happens to be doing, what you wish you were doing, and the more ordinary he looks then the believeable as the majority of watchers are just ordinary guys.
Otis

Re: 'Super' Mario?

Post by Otis »

No, I don't think you do "put yourself in the place" of the guy. I think it's a lot more complicated than that, but as I'm about to go and shag a girl myself, I'll start this argument later. Maybe.
Ned

Comment and question for Mario.

Post by Ned »

What makes Mario "Super" is his attitude and sense of humour. I remember seeing him on Living a while back being interviewed by a lass called Katrina, and I couldn't believe how cool he was. Even managed to make shagging a 70 year old sound like the best job in the world (Doing the older woman indeed!). More power to your, erm, elbow Mario.
One thing though. In Drei Mega Titten Stars, when you're working with Heather Chittenden, it looks suspiciously like you scoop jizz off her face and lick it off your fingers out of shot. I know it's yours, but that was pretty disgusting. Did you do it?
TheMumblesMile

Re: Comment and question for Mario.

Post by TheMumblesMile »

he does that quite a bit, with linda leigh(his ex-girlfriend) in banned in britain for example
TMM
scottishboy2

Re: Comment and question for Mario.

Post by scottishboy2 »

Does mario have his own website ?
Super Mario

Re: 'Super' Mario?

Post by Super Mario »

Dear Super Gimp.
I am a normal bloke. I do all the stuff normal people do except I am lucky enough that my cock rules my world, so porno was the only lifestiyle for me,Many of the guys I know in porn a general menaces to society and are probably as much fun as you have.
I understand where you are coming from but we are not aliens and are only really interested in emptying our balls hard.
Kind Regards
SM
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