false boobs

[Adrian]

I bet this has been covered a lot.

But what do you think of false boobs.

To me, I find them very very ugly.

Unlike real boobs which chage shape as a girl moves, false ones just stay the same. I have no interest in them.

Some models think they will get more work from a boob job. I would think the reverese.

I find Jordon, a real turn off, pre boob job, she was nice, now, freak.

Comments please.

[Officer Dibble]

False boobs - in a word, crap! Though with one or two notable exceptions... Hmmm, I wonder how Louise and Teresa are getting on?

Dibble.

[Adrian]

I must add though that I am not sure if false boobs look bad not because they are false, or if its the surgery. I do not think that many girls will opr for the best, and go with the cheapest.

Maby there are some jobs that look good.

[Officer Dibble]

Yes, the ones where you need have a double take or even perchance a feel, just to be sure.

Dibble.

[vila]

I quite agree, chaps. I like a girl to look as nature intended, anything else, with - as you say - a few notable exceptions, looks wrong. Layla-Jade looks OK, Jordan - urgh!

[jj]

Depends mainly on the skill (or artistry?_ of the surgeon, and the amount of enhancement (i.e. if it's consistent with the rest of the girls's build rather than looking likre two glued-on footballs).
But they nearly all look daft when the things stay vertical while the lady is horizontal: gravity don't work like that, at least in theis Universe.

[Lizard]

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the
house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked
to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that
showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to
water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet
another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the
front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited.
The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door.

"Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how
beautiful your wife is."

"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.

"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her
breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand pounds if I could
kiss those breasts."

The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife
appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the
offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend
to step inside.

"OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand pounds you can
kiss my wife's tits."

At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of
desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and
proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes
on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed.
"Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.

"I can't," replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.

"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.

"I don't have ten thousand pounds."

[steve56]

like it,lizard ive got some jokes but i dont think the board would allow them,still yours had a great punchline!

[Crimpo]

The key word I think is proportionality - but basically it is the woman's own choice. In a perfect world naturals are best but hey (hold the front page) its not a perfect world and if a woman feels she needs a little help then fair enough - but anyone who does it 'on the cheap' needs her head examining rather than her chest...

[buttsie]

Nice one Liz

Reminded me of Rodney Dangerfield in Easy Money

cheers
B...OZ