review of UK Student House #4?

[Darren]

can anybody give a review of what happens in UK Student House #4, please?

[The Axe Man]

Starts off with three girls..strap-on/dildos..
Two couples outside on blanket..
Girl/boy enter bedroom and find another couple on the bed...
Two girls on one guy in swimming pool/gym...all done with a complete lack of imagination as so many films are these days unfortunately...sob!

[Arnold Layne]

yeah but the girls are hot!

[Darren]

thanks for the tip guys. One last thing. which girls star in it?

[Officer Dibble]

Yeah, yawn-a-rama.

Confucius he say "When in a porno hole one should stop digging" or filming as the case may be.

Dibble.

[crofter]

I have to disagree with you dibble, I think these films what I have seen of them rank pretty highly in the scheme of present british releases, and as Arnold says decent looking girls who actually give the impression that they are fresh enough to be students, not like some new releases where a new scene is shot and the rest is just compilations of old scenes from the vaults, so you should not knock it.
crofter
he knows what he?s on about.

[Officer Dibble]

I'll have to give way to Crofter on this one and admit that I haven't seen any of the UK Student House series. My sneering was merely based on the title - which is obviously a parody of the 'Big Brother House' phenomena and something which I passionately detest - irritating twenty something?s acting infuriatingly lairy. I also assumed it would be shite as I find the vast majority of contempory porno to be unappealing and unstimulating - I could hardly bear to watch yet another low budget, low talent British effort, which is what I assumed UK Student House would be. My apologies to the producers if my assumptions are either flawed or incorrect.

The only Brit producers I rate at the moment are Remington Steel and One-Eyed-Jack.

Dibble.

[joe king]

Good to hear some honest prejudice

[joe king]

not that I'm in anyway 'superior', I totally hate all Martin Scorsese films and that he's the most overated director of this generation (though a good historian)

don't know if this contains any previews

[Officer Dibble]

Yes, if only more folks would come clean instead of trying to ingratiate themselves with producers/stars/peers by saying "Ooh yes, you were wonderful/it was wonderful/you?re the best/ I really liked it/super/sensational/ wicked/magic!" We might then get some proper citique?

Dibble.