1. Just posted on the met-a-porn-star thread, and it got me thinking. I'm going to sound like such an ignorant punter, but are the many porn girls who do anal unusually accomodating in that area, or is there a pre-scene regime (I know they sometimes have an enema, but having dodged that particular experience all my life I'm not sure how that'd work)? Just going on the fact that - and this doesn't hurt my ego too badly - my dick isn't as big as Rocco's, and it certainly isn't as fucking big as Omar's, but every time I've ever tried to have anal sex with a girlfriend, however much preparation, it;s been pretty much impossible without an amount of pain that just isn't fair. Yet every time I watch a new video I spy another 19-year-old getting DP'd by elephant-trunk appendages, and it makes me wonder.
2. I was watching "Tricia" recently (don't ask) and there was some guy on there talking about how he'd been doing porn films - luckily, like most talk show hosts, Tricia's job is to be curious rather than morally wounded. Long hippy hairdo, trendy beard, tall skinny bloke. I was just wondering: has anyone seen/worked with this guy, and is he as much of a dickhead as he came across? He admitted he'd "waived the payment option" and done it for free (which immediately suggests that deep down he was in the business for the wrong reasons) and just seemed like a general posh tosspot. They rang his mum and he hadn't told her and she started crying and he tried to act tough. Maybe he becomes dynamite onscreen?
3. All this talk of videos getting "lost" in the post - I'm waiting on a delivery from ACF, and a (mercifully "couples-oriented"/non-prosecution worthy) gift coming in from abroad, and I'm getting nervous. I guess the one from abroad is in the lap of the gods, but how long should I be waiting really, and how common is "loss" in the post these days? Being friends with someone with a massive vid collection and two VCRs, I haven't ordered by post for years, since the days when you were more likely to get a badly-duped copy of the free cover-mounted video from "Fat & 50!" that stopped halfway through and went into a three year old "Eastenders".
Three Questions
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Re: Three Questions
On question one I would say that the more you do it, the easier it gets. NOT FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, just "knew" a couple of young ladies who told me that was the case. If you've been with a girl for a while and want to try it, use comedy foreplay to get her used to the idea. Play fighting does the trick, usually with a tube shaped confection on hand (a tube of Rolo's works). That's the way to do it. Lots of fun, loads of lube when you go for it. Smaller the dick the easier it is for the girl. I knew it would be handy having one inch some day!! ; )