Funny comments to describe a slut

[Bicycle Bum]

Just heard a slut comment the other day I never heard before.

'She's seen more helmets than Hitler'

That one really cracked me up. Does anyone have any other ones about sluts?

[Cuntybollocks]

"She's seen more cockends than weekends"

[Arginald Valleywater]

She's seen more sow than a Copper's torch....

[Peter]

Had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard

[Zorro]

She has seen more semen than the Royal Navy

[one eyed jack]

Shes had more semen than the Marie Celeste (Ill admit you need to have some sense of history to get that one)

[Bicycle Bum]

'she downed more semen than the marie celeste' since the ship sunk if I'm not mistaken.

[Cuntybollocks]

Think you might be reading too much in to the replies on post mate. These are just sayings that happen to be funny.

I love my mrs, my female friends, and women in general.

Chill.

[one eyed jack]

Oh come now 2nfro...Surely you can differentiate a thread that states "Funny comments to describe a slut"

The tone I saw was light, amusing and funny. Not enough around these parts Im sure you'll agree.

Somehow youve changed the tone to "Roomfull of misogynist"

You killed the fun stone dead with that one. Thats the bullet in the head shot if there ever was one.