'18 Again' vagina tightening cream

[Jonone]

[Peter]

If women want tighter clunges, they should stop sleeping with guys with big cocks, and start shagging us guys with small ones.

[Peter]

those guys with small ones, I meant to say, *those* guys.

Completely ignore the word 'us' I meant to type 'those'.

[Sam Slater]

Rodders wants to know if it works on arses.

[Sam Slater]

Oh, I forgot the 'lol' at the end of that. Not that it'll make any difference mind...

[Jonone]

Insubordination Mr. Slater !

[Paxo]

This product doesn't have a chance.... Surely, somebody will trump it with '12 again' as this is the (allegedly) more usual age in the vast majority of India's 1.2 billion population.

They might sell a few tubes via the NHS, at taxpayers' expense to those who have migrated to join us in the UK?

[Sam Slater]

How you've twisted a story about vagina-tightening cream in India into a dig at immigrants in the UK bankrupting the country is marvellous. Normally I'd say you're being ridiculous and a bit mad but I have to applaud the mind-bending creativity of it.

Can you do this with any subject?

[David Johnson]

I have it on very good authority from "sources close to La Mensch" that she allegedly has bought a couple of tubes of 18 again over the Interweb and had them charged to MPs expenses in readiness for her departure from the "love of her geographical life" Corby, Northamptonshire to the slightly less exciting location of New York where her hubby is based.

I think this is disgraceful personally and an abuse of parliamentary expenses, if true.

I provide a ready made paragraph for cutting and pasting

"Typical Johnson, you would use any story how ever far-fetched to have a pop at Tory, Louise Mensch. It is Labour haters like you that have driven the wonderful, Louise Mensch from parliament. You ought to be ashamed. We've only got the Home Secretary to ogle now!"

[Bill Malone]

They should all be using this stuff as toothpaste in the government. They're all big cunts.