TV Totty Porno cast....

[Arginald Valleywater]

While perusing breakfast TV it is frighteningly apparent the best looking women on TV are much hotter than the current crop of UK porn starlets (with a few exceptions). I propose a line up of Jacqui Beltrao and Kate Garraway for Milfs, Lucy Verasamy and Carol Kirkwood for a Kitten Cougar scene and a selection of Sky Sports News girls for support. Anyone have local news totty for extra roles? Seriously Lucy V could tempt John Inman!!

[Kyle Richmond]

susanna reid surely must get a mention, one of the few reasons to watch children in need tomorrow, she's doing some dancing.

[Meatus]

We have great local girls Catriona Shearer and Lindsey Archibald!

[Ned]

Susie Fowler-Watt on Look East is not exactly totty, and her photos do her no justice at all, but she has a very nice set of tits on her and has taken to wearing tight blouses to show them off. She's also a lot more smiley and twinkly-eyed than she was before, just lately.

I've noticed this with a lot of women who enter MILF territory, and I am not talking 21 year old porn MILF but real 30+ MILF. They suddenly realise that they appeal to men and it's like they have this moment of clarity about the idea of blokes wanting to fuck them and smarten up their appearance accordingly.

Weirdly I've done the same though...