Porn film shot in hospital

[David Johnson]

Hi
Maybe this is the way forward in our "if we don't make all these cuts, we will be back in the Stone Age living in caves" society. Making the most of available revenue streams.

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx ... =154041232

The list of potential locations is endless really, Town Hall Chamber, Local Library, Registry Office, Dole Office (Miss Jones what will you do to get yourself on the interview list for this well-paid job), Police Station (Smith take down the defendant's particulars), Magistrates Court (Take Miss Jones downstairs to the dungeon).

Etc, etc. etc.

CHeers
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[mrchapel]

I`d have been more shocked if it`d been an article about a fucking doctor actually working in a hospital.

[Deano!]

I work right next to a large hospital. You should see some of the way the girlfriends of the young male patients babe themselves up when visiting their boyfriends to encourage them to get better. You'd think they were on their way to a porn shoot anyway. I Love it!

[thealtruist]

Did anybody else think that the MP that brought it to the attention of the media was fit because I bloody well did.

[planeterotica]

As porn is not illegal then why not hire out public buildings for film shoots porn or otherwise, all authorities will need to rake in every penny they can grab with the goverment cuts, when your local library need new books they may be glad to rent the building out for a porn shoot !wink!

[dimi]

MP + Porn = Jacqui Smith!!! Its simple maths, her husband probably claming the ward as there second home, behind poor Jacquis back.

[David Johnson]

Yeah, I thought the MP looked a real looker

[one eyed jack]

I was watching that Lennon Naked on BBC iPlayer and recognised the stately home I shot in for My Private Dance mobile content.

The guys behind that were forking out 2k a day alone for that location. It was quite nice to work in such opulence. I forgot the name of the house but butit was loaned out to make the couple there some money towards the upkeep of the house which had so many bedrooms and was only lived in by this elderly couple who also had so much land outside...I was shocked but thats what being rich is all about.

Just the pool alone must have cost a fortune to keep heated

[David Johnson]

The Civil List for the Queen has been reduced I think.

Maybe this could leave the way open for blockbusters such as

"Bonking at Balmoral"
"Fucking at Bucking...ham Palace"
""Saucy Sex at Sandringham" etc etc.

Cheers
D

[David Johnson]

Apparently the film is called Shaving Ryan's Privates

or possibly not.