Are golfers the new Rock Stars?

[jimslip]

Seeing that 'Ol Tigerrr Woods is getting to shag everything that moves, I have decided that taking up golf is the new sport that guarantees getting laid. So I've chucked my rock guitar and spandex in the bin and got my new golfing gear sorted instead:

[img]http://dallasvintageshop.com/wp-content ... outfit.jpg[/img]

I'll let you know how I get on at the Bognor Regis Mini Golf range! !happy!

[laralatex]

I'm digging the look Jimbo. Can you wear it when you come up to see me tomorrow?

!banana! !banana! !banana!

[David Johnson]

Interesting.

I always scored when I was on the crazy golf course next to Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I put it down to my charming personality and boyish, good looks, but maybe it was due to my ability to get the ball up the castle drawbridge.

Mind you, I never wore the clobber shown in your photo. I would've got battered, if I had. And that would have been by the women never mind the blokes.

[Lossieboy]

May I suggest a long wood for the second hole. ahem.

[David Johnson]

Hi
I forgot to mention that this always worked for me.
http://www.football.virginmedia.com/pag ... 70,00.html

Now where's that chicken when you want to bite it's head off. Ooh, it's still down my pants!