Best line you ever heard uttered in a porn film...

[max_tranmere]

One springs to mind, said by Ron Jeremy in a film from the 1980's which I saw many years later:

"I'm trumpet - blow me!"

List yours below. lol...

[Dave Wells]

Yeah and back then he probably did it himself !

[RDK1958]

"Don't talk with your mouth full"

Ron Jeremy again in Aunt Peg goes to Hollywood, I wanked so many times to that porno as a kid.

[planeterotica]

She sucks better than a Dyson, now who said that and who was the girl !wink!

[biffalo]

From an American VHS video I had back in the eighties ( I can't remember what it was called):

A hooker standing on the street waiting for business, and a man pulls up in a car :Hi baby, I'm looking for a little pussy.

She replies: So am I, mine's like that fucking steering wheel.

[one eyed jack]

I htink th eline I heard was from Predator but the punchine to "Im looking for a little pussy" was "me too. Mines as big as a house!!!"

It got bemused looks and not one laugh which made it even more funny

[jimslip]

Haven't got a best line in a film, but certainly the best line I read in a 1980's "Color Climax" mag was, "He couldn't wait to sniff her cheesy crack!".............er WOT?

[White rabbit]

"Nobody steals from Tony Cinzano!"

Class!

[Floydoid]

"Do you mind if I smoke while you're eating" - from Deep Throat.