Scotland

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mrchapel
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Re: Scotland

Post by mrchapel »

in Glasgow don`t have anything valuble in site, if driving watch where you park and ignore everyone and keep your head down.

What'd you mean help planning the trip? Places to visit or shit not to do?

Bukkake shots where you are with a few other guys...is fucking gay.

In fact, about pulling trains with a woman...you wanna have sex with other guys and mix your sperm with theirs...you're just using a woman as a conduit.

Fag..--Inside Clyde
belfast_birty
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Re: Scotland

Post by belfast_birty »

Most Scots have left the place,and become ''politicians' at Westminster!
crofter
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Re: Scotland

Post by crofter »

Yes but they do have "second homes" in Scotland remember ... only advice I can give you is don't go about displaying an England flag in your car or even worse walking into a pub with an England Football Top (though they probably wouldn't allow you in the door) or you will be visiting your dentist for a new set of dentures ...

PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
Deano!
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Re: Scotland

Post by Deano! »

Try to fit in with the locals by wearing a kilt, playing the bagpipes and talking endlessly about Sean Connery.

Phwooorr...look at her....CRASH
Robches
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Re: Scotland

Post by Robches »

Have all your teeth removed and die when you're 55. You'll fit right in.
JonnyHungwell
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Re: Scotland

Post by JonnyHungwell »

When in the pubs look out for the disproportionate number of 50-60 year olds with scars from razor slashes - points you to a history of the city that has somewhat disappeared, thankfully. Glasgow is a nice enough city --- but as with all major UK cities, they are basically clones of each other, same shops, same pub chains, same shit. The people have this air of being different/independent from England, whilst being too similar and totally dependent on us for finance - that's why a lot of them love to hate us.
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