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laralatex · Post by **laralatex** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:57 pm

What's your best quote to introduce The Stig on Top Gear (and sod off all you TG haters, it's just a bit of fun) !wink!

....He only knows 2 facts about ducks and both of them are wrong!

and yes, if anyone put's...... no one knows he's Ben Collins!

I'll strap them to Jezza C for a month!!!!

intrigued · Post by **intrigued** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:48 pm

A few of my personal favourites:

Some say that his first name really is The, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they?d all be pregnant including the cameramen...

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full-size tattoo of his face - on his face. All we know is he's called the Stig

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves...

colonel · Post by **colonel** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:52 pm

Some say he keeps 5 year old Welsh Rarebit stapled around his bed- and that he could do a better job of leading the Tories than David Cameron......

diplodocus · Post by **diplodocus** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:01 pm

some say, one of his eyeballs is a testicle

Nob3y · Post by **Nob3y** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:11 pm

some say top gear is shit....... and they are right

bernard72 · Post by **bernard72** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:29 am

Nob3y

Please may I refer you back to the lovely Lara and the first comment.

"What's your best quote to introduce The Stig on Top Gear (and sod off all you TG haters, it's just a bit of fun)"

Now climb back under your stone.

mutanthalibut · Post by **mutanthalibut** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:30 pm

Some say....

"That when he pee's, new spiecies of fish swim from his bladder into the sea, and if he stands still for a milli-second he'll never move again.

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