Questionaire re: multi-dick penetration.

[jimslip]

I though I'd run a poll if anyone is interested, on a topic that has always intrigued me.

It seems all the rage, in porn, at the moment to see how many dicks can be shoved up a girls arse or pussy at the same time.

My questions are:

Given the choice, would you prefer to share a girl's butt-hole or pussy with another guy at the same time, or simply have it all for yourself?

Secondly, would it trouble you, that whilst trying to get your dick in the girl's arse or pussy (Together with the other guy) your dick would come into intimate contact with the other guy's dick, or wouldn't it bother you?

Thirdly, am I a homophobic, old prude for not relishing the idea?

I am interested to hear your views.

NOTE: When I performed some time ago with the porn icon Ron Jeremy, with the lovely Chantelle Stevens, during the DP, he charmingly draped me in towels to ensure that there was no male to male contact.

Would he be considered a sick "Gay-Hater?" and could Ken Livingstone and the gay and lesbian lobby have us arrested for such unenlightened behaviour?

[Steve R]

Well, that has put me off my dinner.

[planeterotica]

I wouldnt wish to share a girls pussy with another guy but there again i am a greedy bastard !wink!

[Officer Dibble]

Like 'anal' this double dick malarkey is only really practiced by, and of any great interest to, the few people who make and appear in contemporary porno movies. But ordinary Joe Average when confronted by this superfluous cobblers immediately thinks to himself - What the fuck are those soft twats doing? Why are they doing that? If they are going to shag a bird why don't they simply just fuckin' shag her? Why does it take two of them? Are they taking the Mick, or are they fucking doolally? And most ominously of all for those whose livings depend on it, he then asks himself - Why am I wasting my hard earned wedge on this shit?

?Would he be considered a sick "Gay-Hater?" and could Ken Livingstone and the gay and lesbian lobby have us arrested for such unenlightened behaviour??

Well if he can?t, no doubt he?d like to. But salvation is at hand ? I hear that in a few days time Londoners will have the opportunity of deposing this loony despot and sending him packing ? probably to Venezuela where he can hang with his equally nutty pal, Hugo Chavez.



Officer Dibble

[Snow Patrol]

I really dont think the ave punter gives to shits how many people in a porn film are called 'Richard'...

[Jonone]

There is no other species that springs to mind which relishes this kind of activity, but then no other species that has recreational sex.

Some might argue that it's not much different to the kind of physical proximity and intimacy of a rugby scrum. To my mind it isn't especially desirable, but fair play to the performers - they're tasked to perform and we shouldn't assume that it's high on their list of job related duties, hence the towel.

[Jacques]

Jonone wrote:

> There is no other species that springs to mind which relishes
> this kind of activity, but then no other species that has
> recreational sex.

What about the Bonobo? Dirty little fuckers they are.

[Ace]

jimslip wrote:

> My questions are:
>
> Given the choice, would you prefer to share a girl's butt-hole
> or pussy with another guy at the same time, or simply have it
> all for yourself?

Wouldn't go mad over the idea, but if it was a shoot and was required, then no problem


> Secondly, would it trouble you, that whilst trying to get your
> dick in the girl's arse or pussy (Together with the other guy)
> your dick would come into intimate contact with the other guy's
> dick, or wouldn't it bother you?

Not at all, seeing as your dealing with professionals all tested etc, its just an occupational hazard. When I was single, went to a few parties and me and my mate had double blowies off some cock hungry houswife who went mad for squaddies. Me and Eddie just got on with it, no complaints, call it the Dunkirk spirit!! Luckily, NO friendly fire, she was a swallower!!

> Thirdly, am I a homophobic, old prude for not relishing the
> idea?

I am not a professional, but YOU ARE!!! Bite yer lip man and do the right thing!!