Women, cant live with them....

[Lizard]

Cant shoot them!.... Ms Liz had a go at me today, just because I said " women would be better if they stayed at home", got locked in the kitchen, were forced to cook every meal, wash the dishes, do all the ironing, walk the dogs, go to the offy, supply sex on demand (and not with them) were prevented from driving, going in pubs, speaking etc. Is it just me or is she being unreasonable.

[Sam Slater]

You've got to sort her out Lizard before it's too late.

Keep her away from daytime telly & womens magazines too *shudder*.............she'll not thank you for it, but it's for her own good. They get funny ideas about 'rights' and 'equality'. Next thing you know, they're taking driving lessons and making friends with likeminded women! They then start coming home with dodgy haircuts and talking about socialising!

It's mental!

[Jonone]

File under 'naggin' and shaggin' .. the two things they're good for !

[c.j.jaxxon]

I've been single since the summer of 2002 and I've been happy ever since!

[planeterotica]

Put her over your knee and give her a good spanking, she will love you for it !love!

[Cerberus]

LOL.........W.I.F.E = washing, ironing, fucking, etc............sorry couldn't resist!

[Lizard]

Might be too late Sam, she's already watching repeats of Ironside, and has a subscription to Viz and gun-club monthly, I dont stand a chance, she already thinks we are "equal" and has stopped warming my toilet seat.......
I'm fucked mate.

[laralatex]

I think you've shot yourself in the foot, cos if women were doing all that , there'd be no porno girls! In fatc no porn at all....unless you like looking at blokes spankin the monkee

[Lizard]

I wouldn't want her to do porn as well Lara, that would be unfair, I,m not unreasonable....

[Lizard]

The lovely Lara wrote "unless you like looking at blokes spankin the monkee"



I cant stand cruelty to animal's Lara, bang out of order.