Birds on TV you'd like to see do pron

[The Mullen]

Kat 'whoppers delight' Slater
Carol 'whoppers delight' Kirkwood
Helen 'whoppers delight' Willetts
Jane 'whoppers delight' Hill
Kate 'whoppers delight' Garraway
Fiona Phillips (I bet she's filthy)
Corinne 'whoppers delight' Wicks

[Lex Luger]

Basil the Parrot from Hollyoaks.

[The Mullen]

It was a serious question...,

p.s. can I add Nina Hossien (we need some Indian Sauce)

[Paul L]

Tina OBrien and Debra Stephenson from Corrie and also the blonde Nurse Claire from Casualty.

[Lex Luger]

I apologise...

Kate "Whoppers Delight" Lawler.
Liza "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" Turbuck
Jenette "WHOOPERS DELIGHT!" Cranky.

[wayne]

lisa tarbuck great choice!! and dont forget penny "Gmtv" smith

[number 6]

fern britton...lovely lady..............and lorraine kelly

[H_Lee]

Gemma Atkinson (Hollyoaks)
Kate Thornton (X Factor etc...)
Jenny Falconer (GMTV)
Charlotte and Claira from Bikini Beach (Surely it can't be too difficult to persuade them!)

[fudgeflaps]

Carol Vorderman, just to challenge her brilliant mathematical brain with a new "problem":

Get her co-star to stick a cucumber up her 'number-cruncher' and ask her to work it out........

Seriously, Debra Stephenson or Katie Razzall from channel 4 news.

[Steve R]

This is the sort of shite that is discussed on those piss-awful, stalker-training, obsessional 'celebrity' sites.

Indeed I'll bet the creator of this thread wandered in here from one of those sad places.