Hoax Warning

[nachovx]

I hate hoax warnings, especially old ones, but this one is important.
PLEASE TAKE EXTRA CARE.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
asks you to show him your arse, DO NOT show him your arse.

This is a scam; he only wants to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

[Lizard]

I cant believe you fell for that old chestnut!! I bet he said he was a bottom inspector didn,t he? I almost fell for it myself, as he was checking my cock out, good job I saw the light, I cant stand these 'doorstep' scams.

[Cate]

Too late I got caught with the old Tagnut scam.

Cate.

[The Last Word]

A man came to ours and said he was from the Conservative Party. Naturally I showed him my arse.

Same bloke maybe?

[Pervert]

The last thing you do to a member of the Tory Party is bare your arse. You're lucky he didn't bugger you bloody.

[Peter]

Oh damn! I feel so foolish now. A few days ago two girls came to my door and said they were conducting a survey on oral sex. They both gave me a blow job and then I had to answer questions on technique and stuff.

Do you think I've been caught by a similar scam?