What to do when the lady has a headache....

[steve56]

wasnt it dave allen that told a good one some yrs ago how about it darling the wife said i have headache,he replied its not your head i want.Tomsk wrote:

> A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
> bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
>
> "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom
> powdering my penis with aspirin. Now it's up to you. You can
> take it orally or as a suppository!"
>
>

[mistersuave]

Northern commedian Roy Chubby Brown has a similar joke.

"A man comes home from work, and stuffs two aspirins in to his wives mouth. She says to him "whats that for, I havent got a headache?"

To which the man replies "Any chance of a F*ck then?"

[Michelle]

What people dont realise is an orgasm releases natural pain relieving qualities into the body.

What I say is "I have a headache dear and no asprin, you HAVE to shag me"

Michelle xx

[mistersuave]

LOL, if only all women thought like you michelle. With that thought, I think I will hide all my paracetomol tablets.

[steve56]

i get headache when i come,lol.

[mart]

You already told us in an earlier post "evry time i wank i get the shits anyway."
Sex must be a very distressing experience for you steve56. I think you ought to give it up....lol

Mart

[Lizard]

Yes Mart, he,s a strange one that steve, when he farts he faints, when he burps he bounces........

[mart]

Reminds me of that Rugby song about the Wild West Show....
"And here, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the Winky Wanky bird. Every time he winks, he wanks. Please boys, down throw dust in his eyes. Oh well, I did warn you."

Mart