Maggs has asked me to inform you he has lost his bladder! it was last seen in the Trafford Centre on Saturday, natuaraly he is missing it! he was on a Malling expidition visiting the toilet and when sat down for a coffee, he noticed the creature had gone, this was tad embarassing, as the coffee went straight through him, and he pissed without knowing it on an unfortunate couple, it,s about the size of an ogan melon, and answers to the name 'chav', but if you see it, please DO NOT approach it, it is an agressive little fucker, just inform the authorities, he is offering a reward of a corned beef stottie, and a packet of tabs (10), I,m sure fellow forumites will wish him well in recovering it, as he is currently walking around like a piss stained tramp, and thats not nice.
Magoo,s Bladder Missing....Reward!
Magoo,s Bladder Missing....Reward!
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Re: Magoo,s Bladder Missing....Reward!
If he has no luck finding it, I can recommend the Ye Olde Novelty Organ Shoppe, in Entrail Street Levenshulme, for the purchase or renatl of a suitable replacement.
They have a comprehensive range of bodfy=parts gleaned from a variety of reputable sources, hospitals, mortuaries, indigent immigrants, road-kill, etc. and I'm sure they will be happy to provide the necessary for M, in the strictest confidence and no q's asked.
The British Collective of Jesters, Prat-fallers, Baddiels and Allied Comedic Trades says of them 'the finest emporium we've yet found for bladders, they even put them on the sticks for us, we would recommend to anyone, and they even do the silly hats with the bells on as a courtesy extra for our Members, you can't say fairer than that, oi, who's nicked me juggling-balls, I'll chin yer, yer bastard, take the piss out of me, would yer?'.
They have a comprehensive range of bodfy=parts gleaned from a variety of reputable sources, hospitals, mortuaries, indigent immigrants, road-kill, etc. and I'm sure they will be happy to provide the necessary for M, in the strictest confidence and no q's asked.
The British Collective of Jesters, Prat-fallers, Baddiels and Allied Comedic Trades says of them 'the finest emporium we've yet found for bladders, they even put them on the sticks for us, we would recommend to anyone, and they even do the silly hats with the bells on as a courtesy extra for our Members, you can't say fairer than that, oi, who's nicked me juggling-balls, I'll chin yer, yer bastard, take the piss out of me, would yer?'.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Magoo,s Bladder Missing....Reward!
If he needs a new one, he'd better get a proper northern one. A two-pint capacity southern one, and he'd be forced to relinquish his Geordie status, start drinking G & Ts and calling himself Nigel.
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Re: Magoo,s Bladder Missing....Reward!
True, very true: I well recall the last time he had an attack of Southernitis, as it is known to the Gentlemen of the BMA, and it took weeks to get him to talk properly again, and to stop him ordering pina coladas in wine-bars.
He kept saying 'wassafark' and 'gorblimey, innit', and claiming that a certain Ms K Price was 'a reel clarse bird, look at the nawks on that, 'ere darlin' 'ave a bit of this, it's what's good fer yer', and wearing baseball caps and truly horrible trainers.
It was terrible, and very very painful (to watch, I mean, though I expect it was quite painful for him, too, having that ratchet-screwdriver inserted into such a sensitive place).
He has now made a full and complete recovery, and we have taken his passport and trousers away to prevent a recrudescence of the problem.
He kept saying 'wassafark' and 'gorblimey, innit', and claiming that a certain Ms K Price was 'a reel clarse bird, look at the nawks on that, 'ere darlin' 'ave a bit of this, it's what's good fer yer', and wearing baseball caps and truly horrible trainers.
It was terrible, and very very painful (to watch, I mean, though I expect it was quite painful for him, too, having that ratchet-screwdriver inserted into such a sensitive place).
He has now made a full and complete recovery, and we have taken his passport and trousers away to prevent a recrudescence of the problem.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."