Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!

[mart]

Hmmmmm, would you take your dog for a walk in the early hours of the morning?


Mart

[jj]

I haven't got a dog.

I've fucked a few in the past, though.......

[Deuce Bigolo]

How do you know what sex the dog was?

He didn't say

cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

It reminds me of MP Ron Davies' "moment of madness" on Clapham Common.
At that time one of the tabloids published a new version of the song
"I met him on the Common and my heart stood still
De-Do-Ron-Ron-Ron-Ron-De-Do-Ron-Ron.....etc."
Later bird- then badger- watching was his downfall, leading naturally to an updating of The Teddy Bears Picnic.

Mart

[The Last Word]

'But he told police he had been attacked in the hope they would "run out and find this kid a block later,"

Err...wakey-wakey.

Surely he could've seen the advantages of simply letting it drop - what price a mobile to him? It just adds fuel to all those rumours - one being he's tighter than two coats of paint.

[jj]

I didn't specify the gender of the dogs- you merely drew a (sexist) conclusion.

[Lizard]

Mr Spacey is my favourite actor! if he say,s his dog needs a piss at four in the morning, his dog needs a piss at four in the morning.......Wor lass very often gets up for a piss at four in the morning!

[Peter]

Just heard on a news bulletin that a theatre has banned actors and staff from using "darling" as it is now a sexist term. What are all those luvvies going to say to each other?