Roses are Red....(well, it is Valentines)

[karol]

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Ooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shi**er

Roses are red
When in reality
Sleeping with girls
Don't beat beastiality

Roses are red
But I like carnations
You're crap in bed
So I shagged your alsation

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring up a friend
And try double entry

Roses are dirty
Violets have fleas
Peel back my skin
And lick off my cheese

Roses are crap
Violets are shi*
sit on my face
and wiggle a bit

Roses are shi*
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
and I'll cum in your lap

Love may be beautiful
Love may be bliss
But I slept with you
Because I was pissed.

[jj]

You old romantic, you.........

[Pervert]

As if we wouldn't recognise your style as well, Mr Motion